23 November 2017

My 2 ¢'s

Adam Sass

Writer of Young Adult Fiction
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Pitch Wars 2016: Pimp My Bio!

Pitch Wars 2016: Pimp My Bio!

Welcome, fellow Pitch Wars contestants, mentors, agents, baffled strangers stumbling across me in a Google search! My name is ADAM SASS (a real name–it’s German/Nordic), I’m entering 2016’s Pitch Wars as a YA author, and this is my “PIMP MY BIO”! I’ve just gone through a major life change. Growing up in the farming outskirts of Illinois (ever...
Husband of the Month: Thor

Husband of the Month: Thor

Thanks for choosing Husband of the Month Club.  The man who is selected will be your husband for 30 days, so enjoy!  And for straight men and lesbians (or interested parties who simply don’t care for the man), you will still be sent the Husband, so feel free to buddy around with him.  The rule...
Pie Porn

Pie Porn

The Kate Winslet buoyed HBO miniseries “Mildred Pierce” just wrapped up it’s laborious five hours. She did her best, it had great production values (production designers! Is there any Hollywood workhorse that’s had more consistent results?), but in the end, the story did not justify it’s runtime. So, sadly, I don’t think I got much...
Husband of the Month Club: Forrest Griffin

Husband of the Month Club: Forrest Griffin

As a Subscriber to Stay On Fountain, you have been auto-enrolled in the Husband of the Month Club.  Congratulations!  The man who is selected will be your husband for 30 days, so enjoy!  And for straight men and lesbians (or interested parties who simply don’t care for the man), you will still be sent the...
The Anniversary Party

The Anniversary Party

Today is a very special day for me.  Two years ago, I moved my first box into this condo in West Hollywood.  My beautiful home in the most beautiful city I’ve ever lived in.  Nothing has given me more joy than planning the remodel of this place, bit by bit.  Swapping out carpet for laminate,...
Throwback Alert!

Throwback Alert!

If you own an iPhone, odds are that you are well on your way to being into this idea.  A very hipster idea.  It’s an app called Hipstamatic.  Get it.  Get it now.  No one I know has been sorry they paid the two bucks. When you buy the app, pictures you film with it...
Mutually Assured Distraction

Mutually Assured Distraction

I’ve had my dog Marty for almost a month now.  He’s a 2-year-old dachshund, Jack Russell-mix.  And he’s completely derailed my professional life. ACK!  He’s a snuggly, sleepy, jumpy, poopy, sweet little baby, and I haven’t been able to write like a champ since I’ve gotten him. But I love him! In AVATAR-fashion, we have...
Husband of the Month Club - Matthew Goode

Husband of the Month Club – Matthew Goode

Here is Adam’s answers to the common questions that will be brought up by our nosy family and friends.  Feel free to invent your own. What Does the Man Do? He’s an actor that has recently gained a lot of charming momentum, starring as Colin Firth’s dead boyfriend in “A Single Man,” as well as...
Husband of the Month Club - Chris Pratt

Husband of the Month Club – Chris Pratt

Here is Adam’s answers to the common questions that will be brought up by our nosy family and friends.  Feel free to invent your own.   What Does the Man Do? Right now, he’s a recurring cast member on the very under-appreciated show Parks and Recreation. Chris Pratt is the kind of actor who charms...
Smells Like Halloween

Smells Like Halloween

Halloween Season is here, and I’ve caught the fever! Got my bottomless community Frankenstein face of candy.  Got my orange string lights lining my room. Just throwing the candy into Frankenstein face…it just smelled like Halloween.  Trick or Treating.  I’ve gotten as far as essencing the smell.  Twizzlers mixed with chocolate, mixed with plastic? So,...
Husband of the Month Club

Husband of the Month Club

Please accept this gift from Adam Sass of the Husband of the Month Club. Here is Adam’s answers to the common questions that will be brought up by our nosy family and friends. Feel free to invent your own.